External Causes of Death, ICD9

Illustrations of the various external ways to achieve demise, according to the International Classification of Diseases, 9th Revision. Only the interval codes will be doodled, because the decimals are too dull. And I'm lazy.

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Accidents Caused by Submersion, Suffocation, and Foreign Bodies (E910-E915)-E913

E913: Accidental mechanical suffocation

"Epileptic Tongue"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 6:48 PM No comments:

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Labels: Alexander the Great, current guidance suggests to lower the seizure victim to the floor and protect the head from bashing into furniture, don't stick a spoon in the mouth, Dostoevsky, Julius Caesar

Accidents Caused by Submersion, Suffocation, and Foreign Bodies (E910-E915)-E912

E912: Inhalation and ingestion of other object causing obstruction of respiratory tract or suffocation

"Non-Toddler Proof Building Block"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 6:43 PM No comments:

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Labels: diapers, Legos, Megablocks, misproportioned, new teeth, oral fixation, slime, slobber

Accidents Caused by Submersion, Suffocation, and Foreign Bodies (E910-E915)-E911

E911: Inhalation and ingestion of food causing obstruction or respiratory tract or suffocation

"Ballerina Ostrich"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 6:34 PM No comments:

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Labels: copyright infringement, dodo, emu, fantasia, moa, music of the hours, obstructive neck ornamentation, pineapples, rhea

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Accidents caused by Submersion, Suffocation, and Foriegn Bodies (E910-E915)-E910

E910: Accidental drowning and submersion
"Bobbing for Pears"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:15 AM No comments:

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Labels: according to Stephen Fry on QI the only physical way to distinuish between a pear and an apple is density-pears sink unlike apples. That's the gist of this drawing.

Accidents due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E909

E909: Cataclysmic earth surface movements and eruptions
"Stromboli from Strombolicchio"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:11 AM No comments:

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Labels: Etna, I saw the three actuve volcanos of Italy on my honeymoon, Stromboli, the only structure on Strombolicchio is a lighthouse, Vesuvius

Accidents due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E908

908: Cataclysmic storms and floods resulting from storms
"The Great Deluge"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:08 AM No comments:

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Labels: arks, Atlantis, Hokusai, Japanese block print, Nanabozho, Noah, Utnapishtim

Accidents due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E907

E907: Lightning
"Pecos Bill"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:05 AM No comments:

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Labels: John Henry, Paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, Sluefoot Sally, tall tales, the reins should have been his snake lariat, Widowmaker aka Lightning is the Horse

Friday, August 12, 2011

Accidents Due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E906

E906: Other injury caused by animals
"Hungry Hippo"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:41 PM No comments:

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Labels: kill crocodiles, Obaysch, river horses-neither ride nor feed apples, tusks, when marbles no longer suffice they crave zoo visitors

Accidents Due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E905

E905: Venomous animals and plants as the cause of poisoning and toxic reactions
"Akaname"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:38 PM No comments:

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Labels: the Japanese demon who licks dirty bathrooms clean with poisonous saliva in order to lure untidy children to a tortuous fate

Accidents Due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E904

E904: Hunger, thirst, exposure, neglect
"Prom"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:35 PM No comments:

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Labels: fire houses, need a plunger, police stations, toilet surprise, toule

Accidents Due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E903

E903: Travel and motion
"Einstein and the Chronovisor"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:33 PM No comments:

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Labels: Albert Einstein, bureau that allows Papists to see the past and future, conspiracy theories, Mental Floss, nutters, renegade time-viewing priests, Vatican

Accidents Due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E902

E902: High and low pressure and changes in air pressure
"HAL 9000"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:30 PM No comments:

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Labels: Kubrick, Schwarzennager, the transcendence of our simian forms to galactic space children, when HAL tries to kill Bowman in order to complete the mission

Accidents Due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E901

E901: Excessive cold
"Phileas Fogg's Shaving Water"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:28 PM No comments:

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Labels: badger brush creams, Jules Verne, Passepartout, poorly executed remakes, prissy manly men, valets

Accidents Due to Natural and Environmental Factors (E900-E909)-E900

E900: Excessive heat
"Bhut Jolokia"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 10:22 PM No comments:

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Labels: do not handle delicate bits after handling this, ghost pepper, hot the world around, pepper spray, Scofield

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E899

E899: Accident caused by unspecified fire
"Ambsace of Ash"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 3:02 PM No comments:

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Labels: dirt, grime, grit, je ne sais pas, lithography, soot, twas yester's flame

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E898

E898: Accident caused by other specified fire and flames
"Fiendfyre Curse"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 3:00 PM No comments:

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Labels: Crabbe, Deathly Hallows, diadem, Goyle, Harry Potter, impotence, Malfoy, Slytherin, wands

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E897

E897: Accident caused by controlled fire not in building or structure
"Chim-Chim-Charry"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 2:57 PM No comments:

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Labels: Burt the Chimney Sweeps, Dick van Dyke, environmentalism, evenin guvnah, greenhouse gases, Julie Andrews, lather up, soot, William Blake

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E896

E896: Accident caused by controlled fire in other and unspecified building or structure
"Bob Cratchit"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 2:54 PM No comments:

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Labels: Bah-Hum-Bug, candles, freezing to death near a candle, inefficiencies due to using two heating sources, kerosene, lamps, lanterns, wicks

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E895

E895: Accident caused by controlled fire in private dwelling
"Loose Sleeves near Shabbat Candles"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 2:50 PM No comments:

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Labels: challah, hell of a way to start the weekend, Judaism, open flames, sabbath, TGIF

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E894

E894: Ignition of highly flammable material
"Huffing White-Out on Ciggy Break"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 2:46 PM No comments:

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Labels: correctional fluid (aka pessary)

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E893

E893: Accident cause by ignition of clothing
"Human Candle"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 2:45 PM No comments:

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Labels: butane and a hoodie, done this one before

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E892

E892: Conflagration not in building or structure
"Inability to Train Dragon"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 2:42 PM No comments:

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Labels: dragons, griffins, hippogriffs, parch, scorch, singe, the Europeans have such well-disciplined dogs that the animals will walk next their owners without tethering

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E891

E891: Conflagration in other and unspecified building or structure
"Vagabonds in Warehouses"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 2:38 PM No comments:

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Labels: blighted property, gutter punks, irresponsible arson, it's hard to use good judgement when buzzing on gut-rot wine bought with beggard wages, iterant populations, substandard living conditions

Accidents Caused by Fire and Flames (E890-E899)-E890

E890: Conflagration in private dwelling
"In-Fir-No!"

Posted by John P. Bourgeois at 2:34 PM No comments:

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Labels: Christmas lights, fire, firs, happy holidays, no presents this year, tree toppers, trees

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